#should this be lazycity

[ladykeane]

More of my super lit LT lore

That’s right sweatys my Lazytown headcanons are not just headcanons they are straight-up LORE

These takes are so fresh that they made the dankest 4chan edgelords pee their pants

I hope you’re ready for these bc I would die to defend them and I am ready to throw hands at any time

First and most importantly: Sport’s full birth name is Spartacus Magnússon. SpArtacus. Magnússon. Did I stutter?

Elves do not have the same concept of sexual identity as humans. They don’t have the terminology for it, but they kinda just assume everyone’s pan by default. Functionally Sport’s probably pan with a strong preference for the menfolk, but after Robbie grouchily attempts to explain human concepts of sexual identity to him, he suddenly blurts out ‘I’m gay lol’ since he’s so smitten with Robbie

I see you all with your trans!Sport HCs, and my friends, I raise you trans!Bessie. Perhaps she was a big city girl originally, and before/just after her transition she got a lot of flack from the trashy people around her. She moved to Lazytown to make a fresh start and it turned out to be the best desicion of her life. Maybe she just comes out to Milford first, and then slowly the others, and she has the world’s best support network of crazy elves and overenthusiastic dancing kids.

She probably also came out to Robbie fairly early on, as her LGBT+ spidey senses detected a GNC person. While she is not afraid to kick his ass when needed, I can’t help but feel that she’s a little maternal towards him and they have a lowkey friendship that the kids don’t notice.

And yeah, I could easily see Robbie as genderfluid. When asked, Robbie says his gender is just ‘villain’.

Milford is Stephanie’s maternal uncle. Her name has to be alliterative damnit! and Stephanie Meanswell is not alliterative! It’s probably smth like Swanson. Like Swan -> Swan Lake -> Dancing -> Steph. And her dad was a dancer or gymnast or w/e.

STEPHANIE 👏 IS  👏 ELEVEN  👏 And once she takes the title, Sport adopts her. He insists that she must be his daughter because of the familial legacy of the Íþróttaálfar, nut nah it’s just cuz he loves and is so proud of his lil pink babby. Lucky Steph, once an orphan, ends up with two dads and a doting aunt and uncle.

Robbie is short for Robert. I will die for this. You know why? Because Robert Smith. Robbie is an iconic Gen X goth queen and loves The Cure.

He is also a ride-or-die Madonna fan. If anyone comes for his beloved Madge over her fake London accent/attempts to rap/etc, Robbie is totes prepared to cut a bitch.

While Sport and Robbie are still dancing around their UST, they do dabble in other trysts (namely Sport/Pablo and Robbie/Genie). And honestly I cannot stop thinking about a Sport/Pablo plotbunny (with a side of jealous!Robbie) where Sport gets in too deep and ends up getting his poor softe heart broken and Robbie saves the day. Why yes hello my name is trash

ONE THING I CANNOT DECIDE is which kids end up pairing up when they grow up. Trixie seems to have a girlhood crush on both Stingy (S1 & 2) and Steph (S3 & 4) and honestly that is so adorable and I love that for her. I mean kids can totally know who they are from an early age in terms of identity, but I have no idea what ships I actually side with? Trixanie? PixelSteph? Trixie Stingy and Ziggy as a thruple? Pixel on the ace spectrum but like gay for Stingy? Meh it’s all good.

Once they get married, Robbie and Sport build a house by the billboard (and Sport tethers the airship in the backyard). Steph has her own room there obvs. In order to keep Sport occupied while Robbie and Steph watch TV, they stick a treadmill next to the couch, and the sight of Sportacus jogging away while he’s intoduced to the pair’s favourite movies and TV inspires the nickname ‘the hamster wheel’. Like: ROB, STEPH, AND SPORT: *Watching Legally Blonde* SPORT’S FEET ON THE TREADMILL: *Scamper scamper scamper* It’s like a constant soundtrack to their screen time and is it weird that I find that hilarious?

Milford Meanswell: precious cupcake and bi disaster. I see the looks he gives Sport.

[shoelace-and-friends]

Glanni: Hey, ...honey? We just got this invitation in the mail for some sort of reunion party and it's addressed to "Deepthroattaalfurrin". ...What is this?

Ithro: O-Oh, ...that-

Glanni: *Giving him a look*

Ithro: You see hon, ..."Deepthroattaalfurrin" was my nickname in elf college for uh, ....,,,, *fake cough* fOR reASONS,,,,- *sweats*

Glanni: *Quirks brow*

Ithro: .....byeGlanni- *PANICKED FLIPPING AWAY*

[spartaspart]

WERE PEOPLE AWARE OF THESE??!??!?!?!?!?!!

[300-yards]

 Please ignore the fact that I forgot to colour Robbie’s belt.

Based on this post by @polybiusworldchampion

[slurp-slapp]

I'm again thinking about sporp eating a lot of watermelon and getting a tummy,,,,, Which robbie lovs and pays a lot of attention to.......... ..

[celepom]

From Father’s Day by @dangerouscommiesubversive

Every time I changed Robbie’s facial expression in the third panel it got funnier XD

[go-away-kid]

My brain: remember that srs multichapter we just wrote 1000 words for?

Me: …yeah?

My brain: fuck that shit. Forget that shit. That shit is over. Srs Polpred vs sportarobbie dream team is OUT.

Me: then what are we writing about???

My Brain: Glanni and Polpred get really drunk together in a Magic Fae Bar

Me:… What

[cipherhunter]

so i made this gif yesterday to use as my tumblr sidebar and i just can’t stop gawking at it hELP. the way he just slides his hand along the length of the whip... does things.  like...

[appatary8523]

Glanni, no

[afaebae]

ᕙ ( ❤️ ~͜ʖ~ ❤️ ) ᕗ✧ﾟ･: ( ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )*:･ﾟ✧

My creation is complete! I have made this hellbeast of a smut fic that features Sportalenny, created by @yaoiputin​, and my very own child The Lenny Fairy

Now while I made this story as a (sorta) joke, I do take great pride in my writing. Please keep the comments kind, rate and enjoy. 

Title- REGRET SO MUCH REGRET

Word count: 2362

Warnings: This is (most unfortunate) a NSFW writing that contains material of a sexual nature, if you are under the age of 18 I please ask that you don’t look at this. 

                                     REGRET SO MUCH REGRET

Fairy squeaked as they were tackled by the ever-mustached Sportalenny, their popcorn spilling across the floor of their abode “Hey! My popcorn!” Fairy whined. “Oh Fairy, darling I missed you!” Sportalenny singsonged, terribly,

might I remind you any incarnation Sportakook can’t sing for shit. This is fact.

Instead of getting an impossible happy reply of “Oh, Sportalenny I missed you just as much!” with lots of kisses to prove how much they missed the other, or even a more common sarcastic reply of "What up binch”. “Motherfucker! I was enjoying that popcorn!” was the reply Sportalenny received, “That’s not a nice thing to say to your lover" Sportalenny said frowning. Fairy had gotten up after the ‘honey I’m home! Love tackle’, while Sportalenny continued to stay on the floor to start doing pushups. (Of fucking course).

Fairy proceeded to flit angrily about, Sportalenny pick certain words of their mutterings something about 'death’, 'evidence’, and 'they’ll never find a body’. Before Fairy could get themselves in a proper tizzy, Sportalenny grabbed Fairy’s foot, and yanked them to the floor. Fairy squawked and flailed about trying to hit Sportalenny. They simply laughed and moved to straddle Fairy careful of their wings, after a moment Fairy tucked them away.

They tried to look into Fairy’s eyes, which were looking longing at the wasted popcorn (funcing rude ass Sportalenny) “Fairy” Sportalenny said hoping to gain their attention. “What Lenny” Fairy hissed out still not looking at Sportalenny their bottom lip sticking out in a pout and their arms crossed on their chest. (Let it be said to never get between The Lenny Fairy and their food, bad times will be had for all.) Sportalenny huffed, Fairy knew that they couldn’t stand being called that, “I’ll make it up to you Fairy, I promise.” Sportalenny said, “HMPFT” Fairy grunted eyes closed, they turned their head and stuck their nose up.

Sportalenny smirked and rolled their eyes; Fairy could be so cute sometimes “I’ll get you anything you want.” Fairy still pointedly ignored them, Sportalenny sighed, "I mean, anything, Fairy” they repeated putting emphasis on anything. One of Fairy’s eyes cracked open, “Anything?” they questioned their eye looking at Sportalenny now. “Yes.” Sportalenny said huskily, Sportalenny shifted, settling themselves carefully on Fairy’s hips, they then placed a hand by Fairy’s head and leaned down a bit “Anything you want” Sportalenny reiterated their voice dropping in timbre. “Even-?” Fairy started, their head turning to face Sportalenny “Yes” Sportalenny answered. Fairy’s eyes were wide “With the-?” “Yes” Sportalenny breathed leaning further down towards Fairy’s face their noses nearly touching “And the-?” “Of course” Sportalenny interrupted. Fairy’s expression was one of surprise and awe; they looked directly into Sportalenny’s eyes. Fairy’s arms unfolded their arms and they gently place their gloved hands on Sportalenny’s face, mirroring their action Sportalenny placed their unoccupied hand on Fairy’s face, their thumb gently rubbing Fairy’s cheek.

The tender moment was shared, until Fairy’s expression turned devious and a sharp smile stretched on their lips “Oh you’re a dirty, and naughty little fae, aren’t you?”. Sportalenny felt a jolt of heat go through them, their hips jerking involuntarily forward to follow it “Oh?” Fairy said breathily, surprise coloring their tone as they looked down at both their bodies, Sportalenny could feel the blood rushing to their face and ears, as well as other places. Sportalenny moved their free hand to the back of Fairy’s head and closed the sparse space between them. Sportalenny’s eyes slid closed as they savored the gentle touch of Fairy’s lips against their own. Sportalenny felt a soft sigh against their lips, they moved back and opened their eyes. Fairy looked like perfection, eyes half lidded, pupils blown wide and a pink tinge on their cheeks, Sportalenny could feel his heart race at the sight and eagerly returned to kissing them. Sportalenny licked the seam of Fairy’s lip as an unspoken question for permission to continue. Fairy parted their lips and allowed Sportalenny to explore their mouth, they let out a soft muffled moan when Sportalenny’s tongue laved over their teeth.

Fairy moved their hands up Sportalenny’s head to remove their hat and goggles, the silky material of their glove sliding against Sportalenny’s now exposed ears. Sportalenny jerked away from Fairy’s hands and let out a long and high pitched whine, their head dropping to rest on Fairy’s shoulder while their hips ground down for a moment. Fairy set their gloved hands on Sportalenny’s now frozen shoulders “Well, someone’s excited” they said in a smug tone, Sportalenny just slumped down onto Fairy in response feeling their ears and cheeks blazing.

“That’s not fair Fairy, you know my ears are, ” Sportalenny paused, they shifted back once again to rest on Fairy’s hips, “sensitive.” they finished lamely. “Oh, I know Sportalenny.” Fairy purred, they slid their hands up Sportalenny’s thighs and began to gently thumb circles on their hip, “But you have the advantage of being much, much stronger than me.” Fairy fluttered their lashes, “Don’t you?” they questioned and smiled, looking all the better part of truly innocent, Sportalenny shifted the look unnerving them slightly, Fairy let out a soft gasp at Sportalenny’s movement. Sportalenny became hyperaware of a warm pressure pressing up against his ass, they quirked an eyebrow, “Who’s the excited one now?” they remarked. “What can I say Sportastrong, I like strength.” Fairy quipped, canting their hips up and closing their eyes at the pleasurable sensation, moaning at the feel Fairy’s erection pushing against him, Sportalenny ground his ass into it.

After a few awkward seconds the two Lenny faes found a rhythm, panting and quite moans filled the small room of The Lenny Fairy’s home, after a time Fairy panted out “You never did answer me Sportalenny.” “What, do you mean, never-ah!” Sportalenny’s reply was interrupted by their moaning, Fairy had begun to rub the front of Sportalenny’s pants “That you have the advantage of strength over me.” they said huskily. “O-of course!” Sportalenny stuttered out, as they rocked forward into Fairy’s hand. “Are you absolutely sure?” Fairy asked tone oddly light, a smile gracing their face, as they began to move their hand away from Sportalenny’s, impressive, erection, “Yes!!” Sportalenny snapped out, they clamped down on the whine that wanted to escape their throat from the loss delicious pressure on their dick.

Fairy’s smile was all teeth, and for a moment they looked sharp and pointed “Prove it.” they hissed, and Sportalenny found his back slammed into the floor, Fairy kneeling over of them with a wild gleam in their lust blown eyes. “Prove it by fucking me into the floorboards!” Fairy snapped grabbing fistfuls of Sportalenny’s shirt and hauling them up in a hungry kiss. Sportalenny kissed back with as much aggression, their teeth clacked, lips are bitten, and tongues rove over one another in an attempt to dominate, thinking quickly Sportalenny grabbed Fairy’s shoulder and threw a leg around their kneeling ones. A simple yank has Fairy falling on top of Sportalenny; using their momentum Sportalenny rolled and has them pinned down by their shoulders.

They take a moment to catch their collective breaths, Fairy gives a low huffy laugh “You haven’t won yet.” they say, Sportalenny rolls their eyes and leans down to their face “ You’re pinned Fairy, I win” they let the words ghost over Fairy’s lip before claiming them. Sportalenny licks into their mouth, moaning at the silky texture, and sweet taste of Fairy’s tongue against their own, Fairy relaxes in Sportalenny’s hold, soft moans emanating from them. Certain in their victory Sportalenny lets go of Fairy’s shoulders and busies their hands, one is used to support themselves and the other runs down Fairy’s leg and urges them to hook their leg around their own hip. Both moan when their clothed cocks rub up against each other, and Fairy enthusiastically move their hips to create more friction. Sportalenny is about to begin the task of removing Fairy’s ridiculous tights, when Fairy bites down too hard on Sportalenny’s lip; they look at Fairy in shock.

Fairy is grinning their teeth a pinkish hue, and, yep, those are definitely sharp points, no trick of the light there. Sportalenny can feel where the teeth had cut, blood most likely welling up from it, “I did say you haven’t won yet”, before Sportalenny can even blink Fairy has their gloved hands on their ears again. The warmth of their hand combined with smooth silk of the glove rubbing on their overly sensitive ears has Sportalenny crying out, they hunch over Fairy and practically humps them.

“Oh look at you, you’re so riled up you can barely control yourself can you? It’s almost like you’re in heat.” Fairy snickers, gloved hands continuing their assault on Sportalenny’s ears.

'Two can play at this game!’ thought Sportalenny as they ripped off Fairy’s hat; they grabbed one ear and rolled the tip between a forefinger and thumb, while he bit down on the other one gently shifting it between his teeth. Fairy let out a loud sound that was something between a yell and a moan their grip tightening on Sportalenny’s ears unintentionally.  The sudden pressure on Sportalenny’s sensitive ears caused them to simultaneously pinch and bite down on Fairy’s ears. Fairy belted out a loud wail at the dual sensation, their hips bucking up into Sportalenny in an effort to ride out their unexpected orgasm. Sportalenny immediately release Fairy’s ears at the sound of the piercing cry, but was unable to move his head very far due to Fairy’s death grip on their hair. The Lenny Fairy was surprisingly strong when they wanted to be.

With their focus on the ringing in their left ear, Sportalenny became dimly aware of Fairy’s desperate grinding on their abdomen, and a crushing pressure on their hips too. Sportalenny could feel a damp warmth on their stomach, evidence that Fairy had already cum, yet they were still going as if unaffected. Sportalenny moved their arms down to support Fairy’s lower back and to ease the growing pressure on their hips caused by Fairy squeezing their legs around them to support themselves. Fairy’s entire lower body was off the floor at this point their shoulders taking the brunt of what weight wasn’t being lifted by Sportalenny, they had yet to slow in their furious movements. Sportalenny’s, despite being able to move to a slightly more comfortable position, back was still hunched due to Fairy’s unrelenting grip on his hair. They could hear panted 'ohs’ and explicates that streamed from Fairy’s mouth like a long forgotten mantra. Sportalenny could see tears streaming down Fairy’s face; alarmed they gave out startled “Fairy?!” and tried to unhook one of their legs to stop what was hurting them “Don’t!!” Fairy hissed “Not, when I’ m-” the sentence was cut off with a low moan “ Not, ” Fairy started again “When. I. Am. This. Close” each word was punctuated by particularly sharp thrust of hips. Fairy suddenly let go Sportalenny’s hair to grip his arms, “Fuck, fuck, fuck!” Fairy cried.

Sportalenny was sure their grip was going to leave bruises at this point. Sportalenny was thankful they had been too caught up to remove anything other than each other’s hat, but disappointed at the same time with lack of skin-to-skin contact. Sportalenny could feel Fairy’s cock getting hard again, and looked at Fairy in amazement. Sportalenny knew for a fact that all species of fae have an extremely high sex-drive, but despite that they still significant have cool down periods before being able to go another round.

Sportalenny gave to Fairy’s demands and continued to support their back and began to murmur praises to them. “Look at you, Fairy.” Sportalenny’s words were soft and soothing “So perfect, amazing, and wonderful, in every single way Fairy. I’m so lucky I get to see you like this” Fairy could only sob in response. Feeling Fairy’s mounting desperation to cum again Sportalenny freed an arm, and caressed the ear he had accidentally bitten, Fairy’s rhythm faltered and they whined again. “Shhh, let it happen.” Sportalenny whispers returning to his delicate stroking of Fairy’s ear, “S-s-Sportalenny.” Fairy stuttered. Fairy’s mouth opened in a silent cry as their second, or possible third orgasm washed over them, a warmth blossomed on Sportalenny’s stomach once again, their hips moved in a jerky uncoordinated staccato of sorts.

Once their hips stilled Sportalenny carefully pulled Fairy up to rest against themselves and Fairy went boneless in their hold. Sportalenny could feel them trembling all over “Oh, Sportalenny” Fairy slurred, Sportalenny felt them try to grind, albeit slow and sluggish, themselves on him (again) “Enough of that.” Sportalenny scolded, they only got an annoyed huff for an answer, “You already overdid with this one, I doubt overstimulating, if that’s what you were trying to do, yourself again will feel nice.” Sportalenny hears them mutter something about 'multiple orgasm’, and 'I know what I’m doing, stupid’, Sportalenny simply smiles at Fairy’s slightly slurred post orgasm rant. Tamping down on their own arousal, Sportalenny focuses on making sure Fairy is ok.

Once he felt sure Fairy wouldn’t fall over without some type of support, Sportalenny gently eased Fairy off of them “Hey!” Fairy protested, “I wasn’t done cuddling”. Sportalenny chuckled at Fairy’s pouty face, to which the effects of were dulled due to sweat slicked hair sticking to their forehead and tear stains on their cheeks “I know my love, but were both sticky and you look ready to fall over.”  Fairy made a face at them mention of the word sticky,  "Uck.“ they stick out their tongue at the word sticky, "Lets get you something eat okay? After that we can clean ourselves up.” Sportalenny stood and busied himself with summoning up some delicious and healthy sportscandies. With a snap of their fingers, Sportalenny had set a simple, yet elegant dinner up. Sportalenny plucked up an apple and took a large bite out of it as he turned to face towards Fairy. “Now that you mentioned the 'sticky’ word, my tights and panties are totally ruined.” Fairy announced. Sportalenny started choking on their bite of apple.

Fun fact: This is my first time writing smut.

Unfun Fact: There’s gonna be a part two.

[kombatkraze-blog]

I don't know where the fuck this is coming from but for some reason I have an urge to attempt to write a Nikolás/Reader fic that's half smut half fluff but I'm not sure if I should go through with it though.

[dirtylazytownconfessions]

in the same place but not the same time - m4m

you were the grey-faced cool kid wearing sunglasses. i was also one of those. i passed you on my way in and i regret deeply not saying anything. there’s just something about us that’s so... similar. i think we’re soulmates. meet me at the place we met and tell me what you were chanting under your breath.

[newtalax]

Hey guys...

I’m not very active on tumblr but I wanted to repost this thread I made on twitter today because this is slightly more public a forum. Since I’ve solidly established myself as a NSFW fan content producer, I wanted to express some of the discomforts I’ve had with this side of the fandom.

The standards I hold myself to seem high. I know this. But this is a fandom centered around a TV show for young children and fandom space that many people who are repulsed by adult themes like sex and violence have embraced. That is not something I take lightly. I am especially careful about a) where I share NSFW content b) prefacing NSFW content with warnings c) depicting NSFW content with care.

First of all, all my social media where I discuss NSFW content is in a locked twitter account. I only accept followers from people who are 18+ and out of high school. I do not want to discuss sexual things with children or where children can see it. This is not hard to do. There's no reason I should be discussing NSFW things with children on the internet. It’s not that sex is a terrible terrible thing, its just that I’m not their parent or their peer. I have no business talking to children about that stuff.

I question the morality of posting this content where people can find it by accident. There should not be the possibility of scrolling through the main character tags and finding NSFW content, especially violent NSFW content. I don’t think any of us want to be the MLP fandom and ruin google searches for children. Just please. Please tag only as #lazycity and ship tags. Please.

The next part is... hard to talk about... I’ve been keeping my nose down because I don’t want alienate myself from the fandom. I’m at the point where I don’t really care about this anymore. I’ve got my friends. I’ve got my readers. I’m okay with losing some and I’m hopeful that this can be dialogue and not a lecture. (I welcome messages, replies, etc if you wanna talk this out with someone!!) I’m not here to point fingers or name names. This isn’t one person. This is fandom culture.

I know that people have violent fantasies. I'm not saying those are wrong. People explore these fantasies in safe and consensual ways in real life all the time. There are differences between that and what I’m seeing in this fandom.

In real life, there is an understanding that whatever your kink is, you’re all good as long as all people involved consent to the sexual act. I know it can get more complicated than this, but this is the general rule and its a rule I support, including with violent and sexual assault fantasies.

Fiction is a little different. You can either establish in text that it’s a fantasy or you can rely on the reader to understand that since this is fiction, no one is being harmed and the reader is consenting out of text to take a part in this fantasy.

My personal philosophy for dabbling into violent/taboo sexual themes in fan-produced content is that consent needs to be established in text. It is irresponsible to indulge your rape fantasy in a public space unless you establish that both characters consent. Why? Because you are depicting a character who you do not own being sexually assaulted. These characters are beloved by many, and should be treated with care.

Sportacus and Robbie roleplay with each other in canon literally all the time. I don’t think it’s too much of stretch for people to depict them as roleplaying sexual fantasies? I’m not asking that you delete all your fic/art/blogs/twitters just... perhaps consider what I’m saying. Consider some minor tweaks. Consider in text consent in your future works. And please please PLEASE keep your NSFW content out of the main tags.

[robbiebeefcakerotten]

hey friend maybe not put the lazycity stuff in the sportarobbie tag as well

I only put it under both because I figure the NSFW tag on it should be picked up by if not Tumblr's filter then their own blacklist filters  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ if it's not being picked up under those and my work still shows after being tagged as NSFW then I will only put it under lazycity and remove the Sportarobbie tag.

[trekfaerie]

after that one post the lazycity tag started getting more actual porn in it so the moral of the story is that i should complain more

[gigabats]

Pushup anon here. I just want to say that I am not responsible for the Alex Busybody ask going around but only the original.

Aaa!! Thanks for letting me know lmao! But you must answer me this: what does robert eat during sex? Because if sport is eating lemons… robbie should be doing the opposite#lazycity